Tuesday, 18 August 2015

Smell the Armpit and Believe it!

ASid was due on the 13th of ‎August, but he arrived on the 22nd! He refused to come out and greet the world; the doctor had to literally drag him out of there! ASid was what they call a "forceps baby”!

That was almost 14 years ago.

ASid has been‎ a well behaved infant/toddler/(little/big/teenage) boy ever since then. Other moms like(d) their kids to hang out with ASid. He has been told that he is a smart kid for about a dozen years now. Couple of his teachers recommended him for the gifted program in the school board. All this has led to ASid believing that he must indeed be smart. This is perhaps his one big fault; this is what has been identified as a tragic flaw in some literary characters and many real "characters".

Obviously, as a parent, I worry about ASid. He has used his smartness to argue his way out of several situations. ‎It has worked and sometimes, it hasn't. It definitely didn't work when he declared that many teens around the world spend an average of 6 hours a day gaming on their various devices. My harsh response to that was that their parents must be dead or don't care!

A few weeks back, ASid ‎declared that taking a shower a day is way too much. His sidekick of a brother, Hans, agreed with him. Both the boys presented it as an environmentally friendly option. Not taking a shower is like saving water and we must not waste water. I decided to support them provided they both wore clean underwear and clothes every day?! It was a done deal. Quickest compromise in the history of Momley Moments!

Gods must have been on my side because a few days later, ASid's face started breaking out! He refused to attribute it to a lack of daily showers; he simply stated that he was going through puberty and that's all there is to it. Who am I to disagree?!

A few more days later, ASid complained to me that I am not providing the proper support he needs during his adolescence. How come his face looks so terrible?! Perhaps I should buy him a bunch of products?! Well, my response was water related and he walked away.

Finally, ASid agreed to "try my way". Within 3 days, his face was thankful. (Talking of which I have to thank my friend Y for recommending lavender oil‎!) That's all it took - a good wash and a dab of lavender oil. The side effects were that not only did ASid feel better than before, he also smelled better than ever!

In 3 to 4 days, as my firstborn turns 14 and is off to high school, I have this urge to sit him down and do my own version of To thine own self be true! I do not have as much to say as Polonius, but a couple of things I have always communicated to my children, I’d like to reiterate - be kind to everyone and please don't be over smart. One of these days, they will just be smart enough and to that end, I would like to add...

If thy armpit doth smell, 'tis time for a wash.
 

Tuesday, 4 August 2015

Marriage and Heaven

Hans has continued to ask questions about Death, Heaven and Hell. For the most part, he seems somewhat satisfied with the answers I provide.

The other day I was watching a movie and a character said something about marriages being made in heaven.‎ Hans immediately commented:

If marriages are made in heaven, then it is a marriage after dying!‎ That is so silly!

I didn't want to explain again, so I simply agreed with him.