Sunday, 14 September 2014

A Reno Story

Today is my friend KPF’s birthday and I would like to attempt another humourous post to tickle his Newfoundland funny bones! So, here goes…

We moved into our new home 3 years ago! At that point in time, it was already 40+ years old. It wasn't really new by any means and needed serious renovations. We didn't have extra cash and we didn't really care about appearances.

Our (this is precisely where Craigley would interject, if he could, to change "our" to "her" or make it so to reflect it as my choice!)  sole purpose in purchasing a home in our neighbourhood was so that the boys have access to better schools. So, we (or rather I) went over budget‎ and picked up something that made us the proverbial "house rich, cash poor" people! (If Craigley could step in again, he would say that it is not even a house! It is a “Town House” that comes with monthly maintenance fee which technically wouldn’t make us very rich…hmmm!) It didn't and still doesn't bother me as I truly believe the long term benefits far outweigh the short term pain.

Anyways, to continue on with the home reno story...

Our parquet floor started buckling last summer. I learned about it in Science a very long time ago - expansion and contraction. Our parquet was absorbing the moisture in the air during the warm months when air-conditioning is on and doing crazy things like literally popping out of the floor. So, we got a dehumidifier and I patched up the broken parquet with tape. Believe it or not, this was a better plan than placing chairs over the buckled areas like pylons. Our home looked like some amateur obstacle course. So, the taping down made it less chaotic.

Craigley wanted to get rid of the home, the mortgage, the impending reno and just move out. Perhaps that is where his frustration stems from?! To have a wife who puts him in a financially precarious position and refuses to budge!! Guilty as charged. There are days I want the boys to know that if their dad is upset with their Momley, there is a good reason.

Anyways, to continue on with the home reno story...

After almost a year of living with a patchwork floor, it was time to fix the problem. I just didn't realize how big an undertaking it is. I casually spoke with some parents at school while we waited around and got an abundance of advice.

...go for engineered wood; hardwood is overrated...

...hardwood is the way to go if you want to increase the value of your home...

...buy the wood and do it yourself; you will save a bundle...

...shop around and get as many quotes as possible...

...do it when the kids are at school...

...do it over summer holidays...

All good advice and a lot to think about!

Finally, we got down to it a week before "Back to School"! It was supposed to have finished within 5 days. It took 2 weeks and a day, and the workers left with a day's worth of work to complete the reno. They took off 6 days ago and have somewhat contacted us. I have communicated twice now. Our garage is filled with debris and our home continues to be a construction zone! I did the mistake of paying everything upfront; I have no leverage over the reno people! So, I wait; I have no choice!

This home reno story will one day have an end…till then, I hope, someone got a laugh out of it if not KPF. Happy birthday my friend!
 

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