Bambino and Smoggie

Bambino is my brother and he is, in my humble opinion, the best brother on this planet.

Smoggie is my best friend and he is, in my humble opinion again, THE best friend on this planet.

As much as they love me and indulge me, they are also always on the lookout for my best interests. Smoggie has already dealt with me on my obsession with an anonymous reader from a country many miles away. Today, Bambino decided it was time he stepped in as well.

What would I do without these two in my life?! I don’t know and I don’t want to find out!!

Here is what Smoggie said:

Maybe the Russian Secret Service are scoping out Momley, Craigley, ASid, and Hans as future agents in some rogue plot. From what I've read, ASid already has an "in" at the Premiere's office of Canada's highest GDP province, and Hans is looking for meaning in his Grade 4 life! You never know, like in the 1994 Arnold Schwarzenegger / Jamie Lee Curtis movie 'True Lies': Craigley, ASid, and Hans might already be agents and you're assuming they are just going to work/school each day!

Regarding the precision of page views a day after you post, it's not unlikely that once a web crawler or bot has found your page it uses an RSS feed to watch for updates.

Here is what Bambino said:

I did not want to give you my theory, but I cannot have you write about the mystery Russian reader anymore - it does not behoove the otherwise excellent and intelligent blog. And it does not provide me the details about the two people I care about dearly. SO I am giving you my theory - which I am sure is the reality.

Because of the precision with which the numbers strike, and also the location of the strike - I have a feeling that some key words in your blog are being sniffed by 'bots'.

I do not think there is a mystery reader or anyone that will come forward.

Bubble Buster Bambino

(The Triple Bee)

Here is what Momley has to say:

Dear Smoggie and Bambino!

I was having so much fun with my theory. Thank you for being so real and taking away my fantasy! That is sarcasm and not a real thank you! But seriously, I enjoyed reading your respective humorous takes on this mysterious reader. So, I was silly for a few days. And in return, I got great feedback from you two. At least, I know there are two people who care enough to read this blog on a regular basis and who also care about my mental health and my finite time. And that makes me very happy. Thank you. It is for real this time!

Love always,

Momley

 

Noteworthy remarks: It is amazing how Bambino and Smoggie almost have the same words toward the end of their respective notes to me. I really hope the boys will watch out for each other and have at least one friend who cares enough to give them a reality check once in a while!