Friday, 26 January 2018

Mornings and Miserable Parents

I have recently been mulling over an idea for a sitcom. I am not sure if it has ever been done before, but I think a situational comedy based around a school playground would be darned hilarious. I have so much material to work with that it is almost unbelievable! With ASid, I was never really around a school playground for drop off or pick up. ASid had a school bus pick him up and drop him off. In retrospect, those were good old days. With Hans, I have been around that playground for 5 years and counting. Some days, it feels like that’s way too many days around that playground.

This morning, I witnessed a mom doing a “countup”; she was counting 1, 2, 3…and she was doing that to get her child to walk from their car to the school doors. They were already late and I was wondering how high she was going to count up to?! Wouldn’t she be better off doing a countdown?! Then, I ran into another parent who was reminding her child that it is Friday and the child just needs to get through one more day. This parent looks at me and says that she has never seen Hans angry; so, it must be easy for me?! I was like my child is miserable most mornings, but it is OK. I wanted to add that it is OK for parents to be miserable too some mornings. Any parent who claims that they are happy every day and that their kids are on their best behaviours every morning must provide serious proof of such claims. Seriously?!

From ASid’s time, I know a child who was in therapy at the age of 5 or 6 because the parents went through a divorce. The child was quite angry all the time. With Hans, who came 7 years after ASid, I find that parents have a tendency to blame the school and the teachers for their children’s issues. What?! Even in cases where parents are seemingly happily married, there are still kids in behaviour therapy sessions and/or a social worker is involved. It is a public school and only goes up to Grade 6 or age 12. The children haven’t hit puberty yet!!

Today is the day I hit my limit. The way I look at it, parents must get themselves to therapy. I have observed some parents for about 4 or 5 years now. The ones that irk me the most are the ones who believe their children are perfect and that they are perfect parents. ‘Nuff said!! The next in line are those who blame every teacher their children have for not accommodating their children. Wait a minute, who is the constant here?! A few years ago, when I was mistaken for a nanny and hung out with the nannies, I said something not so nice about nannies. There was a family who hired a third nanny that school year. I simply remarked that they must have terrible luck with nannies and the nannies literally glared at me and wondered why I would say that?! They were like don’t you think there is something terrible with the parents?! And I apologized for taking the parents’ side and apologized again for saying anything without knowing both sides of the story.

On that note, I do not claim to know everything or anything about parenting. I struggle with being a parent as well. I am learning on the go. If I believe I figured it out for ASid and it is going to work just as well for Hans, I am sadly mistaken. It is never that simple. And if both the boys are ever miserable together, Craigley and I must take a look at ourselves and figure out why?!

While I hope such a day never arrives, I must seriously contemplate on my sitcom idea…


Sneak Peak of Pilot Episode:

A bunch of nannies are walking back together with their “charges” after school. All of them look at this one nanny and wonder how her “charge” is so well behaved?! She just smiles and walks away. Her “charge” looks up at her and wonders when he is going to get his own nanny?! She looks back at him and says, “Never! You are stuck with mommy!”

It will tentatively be titled “The Never Minder Caretaker”. This mom goes through pretty much an entire school year mistaken for a nanny. But it gives her a special insight into it all!
 

My 4 friends, whom I never see but constantly communicate with, think I am funny. Nobody else believes that. Most everyone else think I am way too serious. So, this is an opportunity to work on being funny. Instead of preachy sermons, it is an opportunity to look at life from a comic perspective!
 

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