Saturday, 28 April 2018

Freezies and Hell freezing over!

Yes! We did it again! G and I have taken on the Fun Fair! The three exclamation marks may mislead a reader into thinking we are super excited about it; but it is more to emphasize the fact that we could be so super stupid!

And the battle has begun even before we have made an announcement to the parent community and sad to say, we are battling the same sanctimonious parent and her recently assembled posse. The battlefield has increased in size and numbers. But I feel like a winner already. Here is chapter n in the continuing saga.

The sanctimonious parent (who shall be referred to as Ms. Antimony from now as an inside joke) has already rallied for her own children's graduating class and procured an insane amount of money to throw a party for a bunch of kids who haven't yet learnt the difference between "Can I?" and "May I?" Somehow, parents in the School Council voted for granting the monies to the ever demanding Ms. Antimony perhaps because they felt the end is near and wanted to let her go quietly into that night and disappear forever?! Who knows what prompted them to vote that way; but they did. So, Ms. Antimony got a huge amount of money granted to her because really, it is her party!

So, Ms. Antimony sat on this money for almost 7 months and suddenly decided that it is not enough and she needs to do some fundraising with her spawn and her posse's spawn just as G and I are about to launch our own Fun Fair campaign. The Fun Fair is 6 weeks from now and every Friday leading up to the Fun Fair, Ms. Antimony will be selling freezies for $2 each to further fund a party for a bunch of kids!

Yesterday was the first Friday. G and I decided to be better people and NOT give out FREE freezies on Fridays as part of the Fun Fair campaign. We could totally be that petty, but kids are involved and we have always strived to be good role models for our own kids. So we decided to walk away from it all.

And yesterday, when I went for pickup, I couldn't find Hans for a while and then found him literally in the lineup for the $2 freezies. I called out his name and he came over with a big smile looking for a toonie. I declined firmly. Hans does not give up after just one try. So, he assured me that he had $2.25 in his room and he would gladly give me a toonie when we got home. I declined even more firmly this time around. Hans wanted to know why?! I am the same mom who buys popsicles for everyone on the playground; so, why not a freezie?!

I was just waiting for that question.

I explained to the boy that I do not agree in principle to the $2 freezie fundraising. If the monies raised were going to a charity like SickKids or the Food Bank, I would gladly buy freezies for not only him, but for others as well. However, the monies are going to a party that has already been extravagantly funded and is still looking to loot parents on the playground. That I cannot support!

The boy understood and did not ask for a freezie a third time. I told him that we could go to Metro and pick up a box of popsicles of his choice.

And that is exactly what we did! The boy got a lesson in Economics. He made the right choice. And I won the most important battle!

So, would I buy a freezie in the next 5 weeks?! Maybe if Hell freezes over and even if it actually does, then I definitely would not need a freezie at that point in time!!
 

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